"Microplastics Are Your Friends!" IS NOW ON AMAZON!!

Please buy my fucked-up children's book.

Six months ago I had the thought, “If the current administration tried to convince a generation of kids that microplastics are actually a good thing that we want inside of our bodies, what would that children’s book look like?”

So I wrote it. And storyboarded the entire thing. And then paid a guy on Fiverr to draw it.

And now I’m releasing it. If you have thirteen bucks to burn and want to read this fucked-up kids book I wrote, please buy “Microplastics Are Your Friends!” on Amazon. If you have Kindle Unlimited you can read it for free!

(And yes, it’s officially listed as a children’s book. I am as flabbergasted as you are that this is something that’s allowed. It should have been illegal for me to do this.)